A new season and the blog returns (despite popular demand) and so does that feeling of optimism at the prospect of a new term, unless you are a Liberal Democrat. Apologies for my curtailed literary efforts during the winter, as if you care, but rest assured that the tech is now in place, so I can bore you some more with my wittering and schoolboy humour.
In the first division there were home wins for the Brick, formerly Brick A and the Railway Telegraph, aka Brick B, RT, Forest Hill Hotel, yes, you know, THAT band of old reprobates! The Brick beat the Nap A by 8 – 5and are now top on alphabetical order, but best not mention that to the Penge boys , as they have a problem with that convention. Nap A started with a defeat here and face the Winter Champions next week in Bovill Road.
The Railway Tavern were conquerors of the Penge Trades by SEVEN to 6 in a titanic clash, a true heavyweight contest in every sense. Yours truly was involved in a marathon game of singles which seemed to last as long as the election campaign. It certainly is a new tactic, boring your opponent into submission! Contrary to popular belief, there was no financial meltdown of the away side at the bar and it seemed that a modest libation was enjoyed by all, not just the Tory voters.
Talking of financial meltdown, it was heartening to see the pained face of the bruiser formerly known as Ed Balls, as he lost his seat on this historic night and now will be referred to as Mr Yvette Cooper for the foreseeable future. Let’s face it everyone likes to see Balls get a good kicking! First division newcomers, the HGRC had a far better result as they won 8 – 5 at the Maple. It was an encouraging start for this enthusiastic crew. Well done all. The Maple chaps have the delights of a visit to the Royston to look forward to next week.
In Div 2, it’s time to take a bow for the Fellowship as they found the Brock Soc B to be the most generous of hosts and ran out 12 – 1 winners in a sparkling debut performance. It was akin to Mhairi Black, the 20 year old student SNP candidate (now MP), who decided that for her first election she would stand as well as vote. But let’s be honest a barrel of lard with a yellow rosette would have won in a landslide of such proportions. Apologies to Alex Salmond for any offence caused though. The Brock Soc B found points harder to find than shy Tories and will be hoping for better luck next week at the Cyphers.
The Nap B started as they doubtless mean to go on, with a 5 – 8 home defeat to the Fox’s. They face a tough term ahead, like most working class folks, but I guess things will turn out alright in the end, for the Nap B that is. I am sure we can rely on plastic faced Dave and his Eton chums to do the right thing by the poor, sick and needy of this country, as it is clearly their birthright to rule, but a few crumbs from their table would be most welcome. A solid start for the Fox’s and a home tie against the Prince of Wales is next week’s fare.
I hope everyone has calmed down after the excitement of the Royal birth. Personally I have been beside myself with glee at the hour by hour bulletins about Princess Whatshername. Royalty returned to the league as the Prince of Wales were welcomed back and sadly lost by the proverbial ‘Jake the Peg’ (3 legs) to the Catford Cyphers. They travel to the Fox’s on Thurs, Royalty in conflict with Reynard could get messy…
Enjoy the game and toe the oche with a smile.
GREAT DARTS!
Darts Pie and a Pint
In the first division there were home wins for the Brick, formerly Brick A and the Railway Telegraph, aka Brick B, RT, Forest Hill Hotel, yes, you know, THAT band of old reprobates! The Brick beat the Nap A by 8 – 5and are now top on alphabetical order, but best not mention that to the Penge boys , as they have a problem with that convention. Nap A started with a defeat here and face the Winter Champions next week in Bovill Road.
The Railway Tavern were conquerors of the Penge Trades by SEVEN to 6 in a titanic clash, a true heavyweight contest in every sense. Yours truly was involved in a marathon game of singles which seemed to last as long as the election campaign. It certainly is a new tactic, boring your opponent into submission! Contrary to popular belief, there was no financial meltdown of the away side at the bar and it seemed that a modest libation was enjoyed by all, not just the Tory voters.
Talking of financial meltdown, it was heartening to see the pained face of the bruiser formerly known as Ed Balls, as he lost his seat on this historic night and now will be referred to as Mr Yvette Cooper for the foreseeable future. Let’s face it everyone likes to see Balls get a good kicking! First division newcomers, the HGRC had a far better result as they won 8 – 5 at the Maple. It was an encouraging start for this enthusiastic crew. Well done all. The Maple chaps have the delights of a visit to the Royston to look forward to next week.
In Div 2, it’s time to take a bow for the Fellowship as they found the Brock Soc B to be the most generous of hosts and ran out 12 – 1 winners in a sparkling debut performance. It was akin to Mhairi Black, the 20 year old student SNP candidate (now MP), who decided that for her first election she would stand as well as vote. But let’s be honest a barrel of lard with a yellow rosette would have won in a landslide of such proportions. Apologies to Alex Salmond for any offence caused though. The Brock Soc B found points harder to find than shy Tories and will be hoping for better luck next week at the Cyphers.
The Nap B started as they doubtless mean to go on, with a 5 – 8 home defeat to the Fox’s. They face a tough term ahead, like most working class folks, but I guess things will turn out alright in the end, for the Nap B that is. I am sure we can rely on plastic faced Dave and his Eton chums to do the right thing by the poor, sick and needy of this country, as it is clearly their birthright to rule, but a few crumbs from their table would be most welcome. A solid start for the Fox’s and a home tie against the Prince of Wales is next week’s fare.
I hope everyone has calmed down after the excitement of the Royal birth. Personally I have been beside myself with glee at the hour by hour bulletins about Princess Whatshername. Royalty returned to the league as the Prince of Wales were welcomed back and sadly lost by the proverbial ‘Jake the Peg’ (3 legs) to the Catford Cyphers. They travel to the Fox’s on Thurs, Royalty in conflict with Reynard could get messy…
Enjoy the game and toe the oche with a smile.
GREAT DARTS!
Darts Pie and a Pint